Comic #5613: freaky

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Panel 1:

Student: Professor, I’d do… ANYTHING to get a good grade.

Professor: You mean like sex things?

Student: Pretty much, yeah.

Panel 2:

Professor: Young lady, this is bad economics. This is an era of sexual openness. Sex is widely available in endless forms most…

Panel 3:

Professor: The sex-for-grades routine worked back when it was harder to come by. If you want to bribe me, you need a rarer commodity.

Panel 4:

Student: If you give me an A, I’ll give you three free hours of childcare on alternating weekdays.

Professor: THE FLESH IS WEAK! I AM BUT A MAN!

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