Comic #6887: soulmate-3

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Here's the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:
With advanced AI we can create your perfect soulmate!
Woohoo!

Panel 2:
According to our analysis of all human literature as well as of your personal public statements about the ideal partner, you want someone who keeps their own counsel, is willing to push back on you, and has a sense of their own self worth.

Panel 3:
Riiiight…
You have also spoken in praise of average bodies as more loveable and real.

Panel 4:
…Yes… I did say that… however…

Panel 5:
Hahahahaha. Just kidding! We know that all human self-reference is part of a hundred-millennium long process of self-deception.
Oh thank god.

Panel 6:
Now, how many subcutaneous vibrators would you like?
It's easier if I show you my diagram.

(The comic includes humorous illustrations that enhance the dialogue but are not transcribed here.)