Comic #3552: 2015-02-06

Description

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Panel 1: A man with short brown hair, wearing a red shirt, is seated at a table. He is looking at a woman, who has long brown hair and is wearing a brown shirt. The man is saying, "So, I've been thinking about surgery to enlarge my penis."

Panel 2: The woman looks surprised and replies, "Why? It's fine."

Panel 3: The man responds, "No, I mean like… I want it so big that it could be used as a banana-boat."

Panel 4: The woman, now responding more seriously, says, "I'm not using your penis as a boat, and the children certainly aren't."

Panel 5: The man looks a bit bewildered and says, "I see."

Panel 6: The man stands up, looking apologetic, and says, "Would you excuse me? I need to make a phone call."

The comic plays on humorous, exaggerated ideas about body image and absurdity.