Comic #2279: 2011-08-10

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Panel 1: A young man with reddish-orange hair and a bare upper torso is sitting in a dimly lit, room that features shadows and darkness. He has a thoughtful expression and is clasping his hands together in a prayer-like gesture. To the right, there is a large window with a shadowy outline, suggesting an outside view. The text above him reads: "DEAR LORD… FATHER GERALD SAYS MASTURBATION IS BAD, BUT I'M NOT SURE. I'M GOING TO WATCH SOME WHOLESOME LADIES VOLLEYBALL NOW, AND IF YOU WANT ME TO MASTURBATE, JUST GIVE ME A SIGN."

Panel 2: The scene shifts to a bright indoor setting with stained glass windows. The same young man, now dressed in a suit, is animatedly talking to an older man with glasses and salt-and-pepper hair, who looks both surprised and curious. The younger man gestures excitedly with his right hand. The text reads: "NEXT SUNDAY… AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, MY PENIS QUADRUPLED IN SIZE!"