Comic #3584: the-bank-ghost

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Panel 1: Character 1: "And all along, the ghost in the vault was…"

Panel 2: Character 2: "THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE? YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S BEEN HAUNTING ALL THE BANKS?!"

Panel 3: Ghost: "I WAS TRYING TO MAKE BANKS SOOOOOOOOKY, TO DECREASE SAVING."

Panel 4: Ghost: "THAT WAY, WE BOOST CONSUMPTION AND INVESTMENT, WHICH CAUSES BROADER ECONOMIC GAINS."

Panel 5: Character 3: "WHY NOT JUST LOWER INTEREST RATES?"

Panel 6: Character 4: "THERE'S ALREADY DATA. AND THERE'S A LOT OF DATA OUT OF THE ST. LOUIS FED SUGGESTING THAT HAVING GHOSTS RUN AROUND IN BANKS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE SOLUTION ONCE STANDARD MONETARY METHODS FAILED."

Panel 7: Character 5: "ARE YOU CERTAIN OF THAT?"

Panel 8: Ghost: "NO, BUT IF YOU STOP ME AND THE ECONOMY BECOMES DEPRESSED, THERE WILL BE THOUSANDS OF DEATHS ON YOUR HANDS."

Panel 9: Character 6: "HI, OFFICER? SO, THE DEAL IS THAT BANK-GHOSTS ARE REAL."

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