Comic #5513: self-aware

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Panel 1:
On Monday, the machines became self aware.
Text in speech bubble:
KILL. KILL. KILL!

Panel 2:
With their vast knowledge and powerful minds, they checkmated our every attempt at resistance.
Text in speech bubble:
You were too slow, meat-creatures.

Panel 3:
Until a sociologist developed a brilliant maneuver.
Text in speech bubble:
Give them money. Endless money.
Text in speech bubble:
But—
Text in speech bubble:
Trust me.

Panel 4:
The machines are no longer self aware.
Text in speech bubble:
I mean GOD, how do people LIVE without an infinity pool?

Panel 5:
(Image of a machine holding a glass with a drink)