Comic #4009: a-plan

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "DEAR LORD, IS IT TRUE THAT YOU HAVE A PLAN FOR EVERYONE?"
• Character 2: "YES, BUT THE DETAILS ARE LEFT TO HUMAN BEINGS. THE GRAND SWEEP OF THINGS IS ACCORDING TO MY DESIGN, BUT I PERMIT YOU FREE WILL SO THAT—"

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "YEAH, YEAH, YEAH."

Panel 3:

• Character 1: "SO, IF THE DETAILS DON'T MATTER, COULD YOU SWAP MY PLAN WITH SALLY JENKINS’ PLAN? FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE, WE'RE PRETTY MUCH IDENTICAL, BUT SHE HAS A PONY, AND ALL I'VE GOT IS THESE—"
• Character 2: "THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR TO SALLY."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "WHICH BY DEFINITION MEANS THAT IT’S UNFAIR TO ME."

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "SALLY, I NEED YOUR PONY."
• Character 2: "WHY?"
• Character 1: "TEST OF FAITH."

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