Comic #3242: 2014-04-03
Description
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Panel 1: Character 1: "I created the Vetscope, a device for talking to the past."
Panel 2: Character 2: "EVIL!" "Your great great great great great great great great-grandmother!"
Panel 3:
Character 1: "But that turns out to be not so appealing. So, what are you into?"
Character 2: "Horses."
Character 1: "Me too! Also Jew-killing."
Panel 4:
Character 1: "It had many buyers."
Character 1: "I worry I’m a little racist."
Panel 5:
Character 3: "Against which race? The cowardly races, the worst races, or white people?"
Character 1: "I feel like I could do much better."
Panel 6:
Character 1: "Many buyers with many reasons."
Character 3: "I can't afford a trip to Japan."
Character 1: "Watch out! I created a new population of resentful, unrecognizable, never-existing calendars!"
Panel 7: Graph with two lines:
- Title: World Population
- X-axis: Time
- Y-axis: Population Growth
Panel 8: Graph with two lines:
- Title: Total Husbands
- X-axis: Time
- Y-axis: Number of Husbands
Panel 9:
Character 1: "This led to peace on earth… of a sort."
Character 4: "Mr. President? Um, I hate picking up the phone. You socially awkward…"
Panel 10:
Character 5: "Which created a new problem."
Character 1: "PRE-VETSCOPEDISTS! Hear me! The post-Vetscopers are all liars! Let’s manipulate them to build these machines to bring us forward, where we will rule them."
Panel 11: Character 1: "The world is now largely a population of scared confused people ruled by Atlantic idiotic with no sense of history, ethics, science, beauty, or truth."
Panel 12:
Character 1: "But then, you already knew that."
Character 5: "It's not torture if we pay other people to do it for us!"
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