Comic #1825: 2010-05-04

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Here is a detailed description of the comic panels and the transcribed text:

Panel 1:

• Scene: A group of people looking surprised, with Jesus in the center.
• Text: "JESUS DECIDED TO TURN WATER INTO WINE."

Panel 2:

• Scene: An illustration of hydrogen atoms represented by circles and lines connecting them.
• Text: "THE WATER’S HYDROGEN ATOMS FUSED TO FORM THE CARBON RINGS IN WINE."

Panel 3:

• Scene: An explosion depicted with jagged lines and bright colors, with Jesus standing amidst it.
• Text: "THE RESULTING EXPLOSION DESTROYED EVERYTHING FOR HUNDREDS OF MILES."

Panel 4:

• Scene: Jesus looks confident as he presents something to a group of people.

• Text: "BUT… HE GOT THINGS BETTER ON THE SECOND TRY."

• Dialogue: "BEHOLD! I AM JESUS! KING OF THE… JEWS."
• Additional text on a sign: "ATLANTIS JEWS."

This transcription captures the essence and humor of the comic while remaining accessible.