Comic #2976: 2013-07-11

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1: "I turned 9 today. I’m not sure I got everything I could’ve out of 8."

Panel 2: "It’s a shame years are only a year long. You can’t ever roll yourself up in your experience of them."

Panel 3: "Just for one year I’d like time to slow down. Maybe even stop. I’d like to be like a character from Peanuts, experiencing the age of 7 forever, exploring its every crevice and mining its every treasure."

Panel 4: "But time goes quickest when you’re happy. The only place where time stands still is an unlit dungeon."

Panel 5: "So you’re saying I can either have a brief happy life or a long sad life?"

Panel 6: "Pretty much."

Panel 7: "Now I’m depressed."

Panel 8: "Lucky you."

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