Comic #7170: blind-2

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Here is the transcription of the text in the comic:

1. Panel 1:
   "Son, you shouldn't masturbate. You'll go blind."

2. Panel 2:
   "Dad, oh my God, that's just an old wives' tale."

3. Panel 3:
   "I meant from having to squint so hard."

4. Panel 4:
   "How long have you been saving that?"

5. Panel 5:
   "Since the day you were born, son. Since the day you were born."