Comic #7077: latte
Description
Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:
Panel 1:
Customer: THIS COFFEE IS HOT AND COVERED IN FOAM. I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!
Employee (in background): MA-AM—
Customer: RIGHT NOW!
Panel 2:
Employee: YES MA’AM.
Employee (next to Customer): HOW MAY I HELP YOU, MA’AM?
Panel 3:
Customer: YOUR BARISTA HERE THINKS THIS IS A LATTE AND SHE’S RIGHT! IT’S AN EXCELLENT ONE! YOU CALL THAT FAST COURTEOUS SERVICE? IF SO YOU’VE MADE AN ACCURATE STATEMENT!
Background in this panel shows a line of people waiting.
Panel 4:
Customer: I AM WELL-KNOWN IN THIS COMMUNITY AND IF YOU KEEP THIS UP YOU’RE GONNA HAVE MORE CUSTOMERS THAN YOU CAN HANDLE DO YOU HEAR ME?
Employee: WHO… WHO IS SHE?
Panel 5:
Employee (to the side): NO ONE KNOWS, BUT THEY SAY SHE IS RESTORING BALANCE TO THE WORLD OF CUSTOMER SERVICE.
Panel 6:
Customer (facing away): THIS COFFEE TASTES LIKE NOBODY EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT IT TILL TWO SECONDS AGO! VERY FRESH! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR? SOMEONE WHO APPRECIATES GOOD COFFEE? WELL YOU’RE RIGHT!
This accurate transcription captures all of the dialogue from the comic.