Comic #2453: 2012-02-03

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Panel 1: Text: "The aliens needed a gripping area near human mouths to begin their invasion." Illustration: Various green alien figures looking towards something off-panel, with expressions of eagerness.

Panel 2: Text: "It had to be the right shape and size, and be worn by over five percent of the humans." Illustration: A large green alien holding a rectangular object (possibly a mask or costume piece) with a serious expression.

Panel 3: Text: "So he was sent back in time." Illustration: A figure in a lab coat, alongside a scientist with glasses, discussing plans.

Panel 4: Text: "Back in time to make sure no human mouth would wear this shape when the aliens arrived." Illustration: A silhouetted figure with arms outstretched in front of a curtain, emphasizing urgency.

Panel 5: Text: "History will loathe him." Illustration: A close-up of a character's face, with a furrowed brow and serious expression.

Panel 6: Text: "But he saved us. He saved our future." Illustration: A figure in a green costume, addressing a crowd with raised arms, suggesting hope.

Panel 7: Text: "Earlier… in the political science department…" Illustration: Four people seated around a table at a bar, drinks in front of them.

Panel 8: Text: "Okay, but I bet five drinks nobody can think up a good spin for Hitler!" Illustration: One character, with a playful expression, challenges the others to think creatively, while the others react with curious expressions.

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