Comic #6305: fit

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Panel 1: A man with short, dark hair and a yellow shirt is speaking. An older man with glasses and white hair listens. The younger man asks, "Dad, how'd you quit smoking?"

Panel 2: The older man replies, "Oh that's easy. You know how I'm profoundly bigoted against the gays?" The younger man responds, "Sure."

Panel 3: The older man continues, "I started imagining cigarettes were tiny dicks. Once I did that, quitting was easy." The younger man looks surprised and a bit uncomfortable.

Panel 4: The younger man stammers, "I… I feel like I have to keep smoking now." The older man enthusiastically asks, "Have I shown you my new exercise concept, 'Get Fit with Racism?'"

Comic Source: smbc-comics.com