Comic #6306: civilization

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Here’s a transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Alien: "GREETINGS LEADERS OF EARTH!"
• Alien: "HUMANITY CAN JOIN THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IF YOU PASS THE TEST!"
• Human: "WHAT'S THE TEST?"

Panel 2:

• Alien: "EACH HUMAN MUST SPEAK TO US INDIVIDUALLY ON A VIDEO CONFERENCE, AND NOT ONE OF THEM MUST FLASH THEIR GENITALS TO US DURING A 30 SECOND CONVERSATION."

Panel 3:

• Human: "NOT ONE? NOT EVEN ONE?"
• Alien: "YOU'RE PROVING YOU'RE A CIVILIZED SPECIES."

Panel 4:

• Human: "I MEAN NO ONE MUST—"
• Human: "WHAT COUNTS AS FLASHING? HALF A SECOND? QUARTER SECOND?"
• Alien: "FOR GOD'S SAKE, ANY AMOUNT OF— HEY! STOP THAT!"

Panel 5:

• Alien: "AND THAT'S WHEN THE AUSTRIAN CHANCELLOR TOOK HIS PANTS OFF."

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