Comic #5131: admission

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Panel 1:

Interviewer: Welcome to your college admissions interview.

Applicant: What are the criteria for entry?

Panel 2:

Interviewer: Well, tests can be gamed. Grades are inflated. Essays are easy to cheat.

Panel 3:

Applicant: So what do you do?

Interviewer: We let anyone in, teach classes as we see fit, take attendance, and assign no grades.

Panel 4:

Interviewer: If you feel you're not getting anything out of it, you're free to leave.

Panel 5:

Applicant: What's the catch?

Interviewer: We don't give out any credentials at the end.

Panel 6:

Applicant: You have wasted my time, sir.

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