Comic #5785: probe-3

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Panel 1:

• Character (terrified): "ALIENS! OH NO! ARE YOU GOING TO PROBE MY ANUS!?"
• Alien (calmly): "YES."

Panel 2:

• Character (confused): "WHAT WAS THAT?"
• Alien: "AH."

Panel 3:

• Alien: "FULL BODY SCAN."

Panel 4:

• Character: "IS THAT, YOU KNOW, DETAILED ENOUGH?"
• Alien: "YES."

Panel 5:

• Character (thinking): "LIKE THERE ARE PROBABLY LOTS OF WAYS TO GATHER THAT DATA."
• Alien: "THIS IS AN ATOMIC LEVEL SCAN."

Panel 6:

• Character: "I JUST DON'T WANT YOU AT YOUR HOME PLANET WONDERING IF YOU COULD'VE DONE MORE."
• Alien (frustrated): "WHY DO HUMANS ALWAYS MAKE THIS WEIRD?"