Comic #5300: apology

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Panel 1: A man stands behind a podium, wearing a dark suit and tie, with a serious expression. The text reads: "I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE IF - BY GOD, IF - YOU WERE OFFENDED BY MY STATEMENT YESTERDAY."

Panel 2: Another man, also in a suit, gestures and appears to be speaking with a condescending tone. The text reads: "I ALSO WISH TO INSINUATE THAT THE REAL PROBLEM IS NOT MY IGNORANCE BUT YOUR REACTION, AND THAT WE SHOULD FOCUS ON SOME VAGUELY-DEFINED BROADER PRINCIPLE ABOUT SOMETHING OR OTHER."

Panel 3: A hopeful expression on the first man's face as he continues speaking. The text reads: "I HOPE WE CAN GET TO A PLACE WHERE I CHANGE NOTHING BUT YOU START PAYING ATTENTION TO SOMEONE ELSE'S GAFFE."

Panel 4: The first man is looking directly at the audience, raising a hand for questions. The text reads: "ANY QUESTIONS?"

Panel 5: A member of the audience, a man with a short haircut and wearing a suit, leans forward to ask. The text reads: "WHEN YOU SAY 'I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE', ARE YOU APOLOGIZING OR SAYING YOU WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE?"

Panel 6: The first man dramatically raises his hand. The text reads: "SMOKE BOMB!"

Panel 7: A cloud of smoke engulfs the scene. The first man is escaping, and the audience looks confused, with their heads just visible above the smoke.

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