Comic #5832: sacrifice-2

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Panel 1:

• Narrator: "AND NOW THE VIRGIN SACRIFICE!"
• Character: "OH BOY."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "Does oral count?"
• Character 2: "No, Bozmodiklax, the serpent-eyed ram-god doesn't count oral."
• Character 1: "What about butt stuff?"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "No, only penis-in-vagina sex displeases the dark master."
• Sidebar: "Bozmodiklax was born before time in the black belly of the bile-goddess and he feels uncomfortable with modern social customs."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "I'm sorry, I can't in good conscience participate in a non-inclusive demon-summoning."
• Character 2: "Dammit guys, how in the world are we going to find a virgin if we have to count oral?"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "God this sucks. I'm going back to my job in finance."

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