Comic #2207: 2011-05-30
Description
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Panel 1:
- Man: "There once was a man from Toledo with a very… respectful libido. His wife thinks he's… good for… respecting her personhood and finding the missionary neato."
Panel 2:
- Woman: "Tell the one about the man from the ruggery!"
- Man: sigh
Panel 3:
- Man: "There once was a man from a ruggery. He engaged in consensual heterosexual sex that was well within the confines of acceptable marital bedroom conduct… ery."
- "His manner effete… through a hole in the sheet, he made babies… but rarely and grudgingly."
Panel 4:
- Woman: "Tell the one about the lady from Schmun't!"
- Man: "Dammit, Mom! I told you you're not invited to Dirty Limerick Night!"
- Woman: "I told YOU to become a doctor!"
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