Comic #6107: internet-3

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Panel 1:

• A father and son are looking up at the night sky. The father, with short brown hair and glasses, asks, “Dad, what was it like before the internet?”
• The father responds, “Wonderful, son. Wonderful.”

Panel 2:

• The conversation continues. The son looks curious. The father explains, “You know how male ducks have giant corkscrew dongs they use for the terrifying sex they have with female ducks and their labyrinthine birth canals?”
• The son replies, “Sure.”

Panel 3:

• The father continues, “That used to be obscure knowledge! Trivia questions were about basic chemistry and TV and stuff. Now every horrible animal fact is working knowledge and there’s no way to undo it!”

Panel 4:

• The son, looking shocked, asks, “Did you know there’s a species of fruit fly with 6 centimeter long sperm?”
• The father emphatically replies, “Of course I do! Everyone does! This is hell!”

The comic features a night sky with stars, and the characters are illustrated with distinctive expressions that convey humor and exasperation.