Comic #5471: villainy-theory

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Panel 1: At the Institute for Statistical Villainy…

Panel 2: Character 1: "Look, from an ethics perspective, non-existence is worse than death, because you don’t even get a chance at pleasure or enlightenment!" Character 2: "How do we do that?"

Panel 3: Character 1: "Nuclear winter? Birth control in the water supply?" Background characters react.

Panel 4: Character 1: "We improve TV and increase wealth, while making childcare unaffordable AHAH AHAH AHAHAHAHAHA!"

Panel 5: Character 1: "It just doesn’t FEEL like proper villainy." Character 2: "You wouldn’t think that if you had triplets, bro."

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