Comic #4912: hydrocarbons

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Panel 1: Robot: SALLY, WE NEED TO BREAK UP.
Sally: WHAT? WHY?
Robot: MY MAIN POWER SOURCE IS THE BURNING OF HYDROCARBONS. YOUR BODY IS FULL OF THEM. I CAN'T HELP BUT PERCEIVE YOU AS A POTENTIAL RESERVOIR OF BATTERY CHARGE.

Panel 2: Sally: SO ON OUR LATE NIGHT STROLLS, PART OF YOUR MIND IS IMAGINING RUNNING A TURBINE USING MY BODY?
Robot: IT'S NOT THE MAIN THOUGHT, BUT IT'S DEFINITELY THERE.

Panel 3: Sally: WAIT, IS THIS WHY YOU'VE BEEN ENCOURAGING ME TO PUT ON WEIGHT? I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FETISH THING!
Robot: IT'S A LOT OF THINGS, OKAY?

Panel 4: Sally: JESUS. —

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