Comic #2538: 2012-04-28

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Panel 1:

• Top text: "THE HUMANS CONSIDER VEGETABLE LIFE TO BE THEIR MOST BITTER ENEMY."

Panel 2:

• Caption: "So much so, they cut off plant reproductive organs as mating gifts."

Panel 3:

• Illustration of a male and female human. The male is offering a plant.
• Text: "The females, if they are presented with plant genitals, will place the plant genitals in water, as to show off the male's might as long as possible."

Panel 4:

• Caption: "Sometimes the females adorn their bodies with the mutilated organs."
• The female has a flower in her hair and looks displeased.

Panel 5:

• Text: "This is so important to the culture, an entire industry has developed around breeding grotesquely well-endowed plants."
• A human is looking at a large flower.
• Flower descriptor: "It's so BIG AND RED AND FRAGRANT."

Panel 6:

• Caption: "In human pair-bonding ceremonies, they cover the area in plant genitals and the plant-bonded female throws bunches of them to unbonded females, indicating her mate is so virile, she can spare the wealth."

Panel 7:

• Illustrates males.
• Text: "The males commemorate that day yearly with ever larger severed genitalia."

Panel 8:

• Males are shown comparing sizes.
• Text: "They’re just as fresh and sweet as you."

Panel 9:

• Caption: "After, they pass reproductive age, the human males remember their murderous past with luggage decorated with plant genital images."

Panel 10:

• Shows a burial scene.
• Text: "And when they die, the humans are buried under a mound of vegetal genitalia heaped on a box of plant flesh."

Panel 11:

• Two aliens are conversing.
• Alien 1: "Yep."
• Alien 2: "My god. What are 'hippies?'"
• Text below: "THE MOST VIOLENT HUMANS IN HISTORY."

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