Comic #5020: gold

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Here's the detailed description of the comic titled "Know Your Minerals":

Title: KNOW YOUR MINERALS

• Section for Gold:
  • Image: A depiction of a gold nugget.
  • Text:
    • noble metal
    • bright yellow
    • highly conductive
• Section for Fool's Gold:
  • Image: A representation of minerals often mistaken for gold.
  • Text:
    • sharper edges
    • duller color
    • lower density
• Section for Moron's Gold:
  • Image: A piece of slate shown in gray color.
  • Text:
    • gray color
    • not very conductive
    • is a piece of slate
    • probably fell off your roof
• Section for Shit-for-Brain's Gold:
  • Image: A lemon is depicted.
  • Text:
    • is actually a lemon
    • lemons aren't rocks
    • for God's sake
    • it's just a lemon
    • go outside once in a while

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