Comic #6209: hell-4

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Here is the transcription of the comic text:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T GET INTO HELL?"
• Character 2: "YOU'RE TOO AVERAGE."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "YEAH, YOU DID YOUR SHARE OF FORNICATING… LISTENED TO BLASPHEMOUS MUSIC, TOOK THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN 48,266 TIMES."
• Character 1: "SO I'M IN, RIGHT?"

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "THESE ARE AVERAGE STATS TODAY, MAN. I GOT 16-YEAR-OLDS HITTING YOUR LIFETIME TOTALS NOW. 100 YEARS AGO I COULD GET YOU IN JUST FOR MAKING THAT SATAN HORNS SIGN WITH YOUR HANDS."
• Character 2 (continued): "HAIL SATAN! HAIL SATAN!"

Panel 4:

• Character 2: "PLEASE STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF."

Later…

Panel 5:

• Character 1: "GOD I HOPE NOBODY BACK HOME FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS."

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