Comic #6640: last-wishes

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Panel 1: Person 1: "I haven't got long now. Listen, when I die, I don't want a lot of fuss. No big ceremony or fancy gravestone."

Panel 2: Person 2: "All I want is for my body to be plasticized and fitted with an outboard motor, so it can cruise the Atlantic Coast forever, scaring the shit out of children on vacation."

Panel 3: Person 1: "Oh, can you make the mouth open and close?"

Panel 4: Person 2: "Like wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah!"

Panel 5: Nurse: "Sir, I'm just your nurse. This is a conversation for your family."

Panel 6: Nurse: "For some reason they won't speak to me."