Comic #1516: 2009-06-26

Description

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Panel 1: The character on the left, resembling a figure of Jesus with long hair and a beard, expresses confusion and frustration. He says, "I DON'T GET IT. YOU'RE ALL-POWERFUL. WHY DO I HAVE TO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY? CAN'T YOU JUST MAGICALLY ABSOLVE EVERYONE'S SINS?" He gestures toward the right, where there’s a large, lemon-like object against a blue background, suggesting a heavenly or divine setting.

Panel 2: The response comes from a character off-screen (possibly representing God). The speech bubble reads, "DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD." The scene shows the figure of Jesus looking slightly exasperated, and a sigh is illustrated with the text "sigh."

Panel 3: The character of Jesus turns his head, now addressing the viewer with a more stern expression. He says, "THIS IS ABOUT THE LONG HAIR, ISN'T IT?"

Panel 4: The final panel features a clear reference to appearance. Jesus looks frustrated as he states, "YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!" The lemon-like object remains in the background, accentuating the humor of the scene.

The comic combines humor with religious themes, portraying a dialogue that is both comical and slightly irreverent.