Comic #3856: christmachrist

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Panel 1:

• Speaker: "BROTHERS AND SISTERS, I WENT TO THE STORE TODAY. AND, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW ON A SIGN?"
• Sign: “‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’"

Panel 2:

• Speaker: "THEY SAY WE GOT THE CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS FINALLY. BUT THIS IS CHRIST WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. CAN'T WE FIT ANOTHER CHRIST IN THERE?"

Panel 3:

• Speaker: "SO, I'M INTRODUCING A NEW HOLIDAY. CHRISTMACHRIST!"

Panel 4:

• Speaker: "PUT THE CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS TWICE."

Panel 5:

• Speaker: "NOW, A BUNCH OF WEAK-HEARTED SO-CALLED CHRISTIANS WILL SAY 'I THINK ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS’ IS ENOUGH' OR 'STOP YELLING OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY.'"

Panel 6:

• Speaker: "I SAY, THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON CHRISTO-CHRISTIAN VALUES, AND JESUS WOULD'VE WANTED OUR CONSUMER CULTURE TO REFLECT THAT."

Panel 7:

• Speaker: "SHOULDN'T WE CARE MORE ABOUT WHAT WE BELIEVE THAN WHAT PEOPLE SAY?"

Panel 8:

• Bystander: "SIR. GET OUT OF MY CHURCH."

Panel 9:

• Speaker: "AND HAVE A CHRISTY CHRISTMACHRIST."

Bottom Panel:

• Text: "PS: YEAH, WE ACTUALLY DID THIS. (CLICK TO SEE!)"
• Illustration: Features a figure with a flowing robe and long hair, surrounded by decorations, with text saying "Put the Christ… In Christmas TWICE!"
• Note: "Ally Howard drew this!"
• Website: "smbc-comics.com"