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Comic #4391: greedy-pathfinding

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Panel 1: A character expresses disappointment, saying, "That was the worst sex of my life." The background is a solid pink color. Above this character, there's a speech bubble stating, "Math is at fault."

Panel 2: The same character continues, "I'm tired, so instead of thinking how to be good at sex, I ran a greedy pathfinding algorithm to direct my fondling strategy." They appear contemplative.

Panel 3: A new character responds, "It worked fine until I grabbed your right boob. From there, the nearest sexy part is the left boob, and from the left boob, the nearest sexy part is the right boob."

Panel 4: The background remains the same. The second character now seems annoyed or overwhelmed and says, "Hence the rapid yet unending interboob cycling, whose efficiency apparently did nothing for you."

Panel 5: The first character asks, "Are you mad?"

Panel 6: The second character replies, "No, I just want you to stop."

Panel 7: The first character adds, "Sorry, I didn't set a run time."

The comic features a light-hearted exchange with humorous references to algorithms and sexual experiences, all set against a colorful and simple background.