Comic #2489: 2012-03-10

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Panel 1: Woman: "Hello, professor. What can I do for you?"

Panel 2: Professor: "sigh Oh, I was thinking about what I could do for YOU if you'd change my grade."

Panel 3: Professor: "Young lady, I have been married to the same woman for FIFTY years!"

Panel 4: Professor: "I have done things, young woman. Things so unholy and bizarre that to make you comprehend merely what relation they bear to sex would take the length of your entire college career."

Panel 5: Professor: "Before my eyes, everything fair has been made foul, and everything foul made fair. The wicked has been turned good and the good turned wicked, and now… now the distinctions seem so dark and comic."

Panel 6: Professor: "The sacred has been profaned and resecrated only to be desecrated again and again and again."

Panel 7: Professor: "Nothing you could do to me now would even register as pleasure or pain."

Panel 8: Woman: "Maybe I’ll just study harder."

Panel 9: Professor: "Good."

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