Comic #4046: golden-eggs

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Here's the transcription of the comic titled "Responses to a Goose that Lays Golden Eggs":

Top Section:

• Title: Responses to a Goose that Lays Golden Eggs

Left Panel (Fool):

• Fool: "Kill it to see if there's more gold inside!"

Right Panel (Wise Man):

• Wise Man: "Take what eggs it lays and be content."

Bottom Panel (Economist):

• Economist:
  1. Borrow as much money as you can.
  2. Short sell on gold.
  3. Publicize the magic goose.
  4. Reap profits from crashed market.
  5. Use profits to buy all gold cheap.
  6. Eat the goose.

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