Comic #3611: realistic-adultery-parameters

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Panel 1: Person 1: Baby, would you ever cheat on me?
Person 2: Yes, absolutely.

Panel 2: Person 1: What?
Person 2: Would I ever cheat on you? Like, in the infinite space of possible behaviors I might engage in, do any of them involve cheating on you?

Panel 3: Person 1: Of course! I can think of twenty scenarios off the top of my head! I'd cheat on you to stop Hitler. I'd cheat on you to save a baby. I'd cheat on you to end a pandemic.
Person 2: Cheat on you to increase NASA funding, cheat on you for the formula to room temperature superconductors, cheat on you to bring back Stegosaurus. Cheat on you to—
Person 1: Okay.

Panel 4: Person 1: I mean… Are there any likely scenarios, given the available information about the Nearthem, in which you cheat on me?
Person 2: Never, baby. Never.

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