Comic #6933: wolf-3

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Panel 1: Every day the boy would go into the woods and cry "WOLF!"

Panel 2: Men from the village would come to save him only to realize they’d been deceived. HA! You tried to save me from death, dumbshits!

Panel 3: They told him his pranks would one day backfire against him. WE WON’T ALWAYS COME IF YOU ALWAYS LIE!

Panel 4: Unfortunately, the boy had statistical training. The odds of a wolf eating me are infinitesimal, while the pleasure I receive from pranking you guys over and over and over is vast. The expected value here is quite positive.

Panel 5: The boy continued crying wolf and nothing bad ever happened to him. He is very old now and remembers this period of his life fondly. HEH, they were all dumbshits.

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