Comic #4168: the-mammal-conspiracy

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Panel 1: Dolphin 1: "GUYS! GUYS! IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY! WE'RE NOT FISH! WE'RE MAMMALS!" Dolphin 2: "WHAT're YOU talking about, HANK?"

Panel 2: Dolphin 1: "NOT JUST MAMMALS! WE ARE LAND MAMMALS! WE'RE NOT MEANT TO FLOAT AROUND IN THE DEPTHS! WE BREATHE AIR! WE SHOULD BE UP ON THE GROUND!"

Panel 3: Dolphin 2: "IF THAT'S SO, HOW COME NOBODY EVER COMES TO THE SURFACE?"

Panel 4: Dolphin 1: "BECAUSE THE HUMANS WON'T ALLOW IT! THEY KNOW HOW SMART WE ARE!" Dolphin 2: "THIS IS CONSPIRACY THEORY STUFF, MAN." Dolphin 1: "OH YEAH? FOLLOW ME TO THE SHORE AND WATCH!"

Panel 5: Soon… Dolphin: "WOOOH!" Narration: "A beached dolphin! Everyone help!"

Panel 6: Dolphin: "NO! STOP! PLEASE! I AM LIKE YOU! I AM LIKE YOU!"

Panel 7: Human 1: "DAMN YOU, HUMANS! DAMN YOU!"

Panel 8: Dolphin: "MY GOD… YOU WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG." Dolphin: "LET US RETURN HOME TO CREATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS."

Panel 9: Narration: "AND SO…"

Panel 10: Dolphin 1: "SHIT. NO THUMBS."

Panel 11: Image of dolphin flippers. Dolphin 2: "…"

This transcription captures the dialogue and actions in the comic while maintaining clarity.