Comic #4169: self-destructive-beverages

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Description

The comic titled "SELF-DESTRUCTIVE BEVERAGE SELECTION: A GUIDE" features a scatter plot with two axes. The vertical axis is labeled "HATRED FOR OTHERS," while the horizontal axis is labeled "HATRED FOR SELF."

1. Top Left Quadrant (High Hatred for Others, Low Hatred for Self):
   • Gin
   • Brandy
   • Champagne
   • Rum
2. Middle Area:
   • Vodka
   • Rum featuring a pirate
3. Low Left Quadrant (Low Hatred for Others, Low Hatred for Self):
   • Whiskey
   • Wine
   • Beer
   • Tequila
   • Cider Malt Liquor
4. Bottom Left Quadrant (Low Hatred for Others, High Hatred for Self):
   • Box-wine
   • Box-beer
   • Box-Ethanol
   • Rubbing Alcohol
   • Wine Cooler
   • Appletini
5. Top Right Corner:
   • Vodka in a plastic jug

This layout humorously categorizes beverages based on perceived self-destructive qualities, in relation to attitudes towards self and others.