Comic #4682: will-he

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Top Left Panel:

• Character 1: "God, are you all-powerful?"
• God: "Yes."

Top Right Panel:

• Character 1: "And do you have complete free will?"
• God: "Of course."

Middle Left Panel:

• Character 1: "So it'd follow that no human being could compel you to do anything?"
• God: "Indeed."

Middle Right Panel:

• Character 1: "Great. So, in order to prove I'm more powerful than God, I'm gonna force you to send me to hell by never going to church, making fun of scripture, and fornicating in as many ways as human physiology permits."

Bottom Left Panel:

• Narration: "A few decades later…"
• Character 2: "I dunno, Lord, his transcript isn't so great."

Bottom Right Panel:

• Character 3: (a bearded man) "Just give him his stupid halo, okay?"