Comic #1908: 2010-08-02

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1. Panel 1:
   • Scientist: "Thanks to my invention, no longer will we scientists be limited by our imaginations."
   • Scientist: "This is the Locogen-Eplex!"
2. Panel 2:
   • Scientist: "It inserts superfluous syllables directly into otherwise clear wording!"
3. Panel 3:
   • Off-screen voice: "We used a ruler."
4. Panel 4:
   • Scientist: "We utilized a linear distance analyzer."
   • (Sound effect: "BRMP!")
5. Panel 5:
   • Audience member: "But, how will this square with our attempts to make science more accessible?"
6. Panel 6:
   • Scientist: "Oh… it won't square…"
   • Scientist: "It'll hypcube."
7. Panel 7:
   • (Shocked expressions from the audience.)