Comic #2552: 2012-05-12
Description
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TOP PANEL:
Title: Gun licenses are supposed to protect us from crazy people.
Person 1 (angry, shirtless): I need an assault rifle now.
Person 2: There's a brief waiting period.
Person 1: But he'll escape!
MIDDLE PANEL:
Title: Driver's licenses are supposed to protect us from dangerous drivers.
Person in car (panicked): Nobody told me this was a one-way highway!
BOTTOM PANEL:
Title: So, what are marriage licenses supposed to protect us from?
Person 1 (confused): Where'd Denver go?
Person 2: They allowed gay marriage. A few days later, two penises touched and set off a nuclear chain reaction.
Person 1: Didn't penises touch before gay marriage was allowed?
Person 2: Only married penises are fissile.
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