Comic #1529: 2009-07-09

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Here is the transcription of the text in the comic:

Panel 1:

• Child praying: "DEAR GOD, DO YOU ACTUALLY ANSWER PRAYERS?"
• God (sun with a face): "YES, BUT ONLY IN A WAY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM RANDOM LUCK OR THE RESULT OF YOUR OWN EFFORTS."

Panel 2:

• Child addressing: "DEAR SATAN—"
• Satan (smiling with a box): "YOU WANT SMALL DENOMINATIONS OR LARGE?"

Bottom Text: "Who do you think is gonna win the war at the end of days?"