Comic #3234: 2014-03-26
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Panel 1: Text: "IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE INFINITE UNIVERSES AND WE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THEM." Character 1 (Man with brown hair): "Hi, Universe where Sally never left me? She turns out terrible, right?"
Panel 2: Text: "IT'S NOT AN ENTIRELY GOOD THING." Character 2 (Old man with a white beard): "Ah, I see two Nobel prizes, one for longevity and one for inventing a holographic sex room. Interesting."
Panel 3: Text: "ON THE PLUS SIDE, IF THERE ARE INFINITE PEOPLE, ALL HUMAN-ACCESSIBLE INFORMATION IS GETTABLE." Character 3 (Young man with a suit): "Ello, there? It's the president. One of you declared war on Estonia… How'd it go?"
Panel 4: Text: "WE COMPILED A DATABASE OF KNOWLEDGE." Character 2 (Old man): "Because there are infinite humans, we have infinite information. Because there are infinite computers, we have infinite database space."
Panel 5: Text: "THIS LED TO A DEEP STATE OF ANOMIE." Character 3 (Young man): "No matter what I do, I’ve been done infinite times. Even this thought I’m having now is nothing but a fraction of infinity…"
Panel 6: Text: "UNTIL, SOMETHING ARISES IN MULTIVERSE, A QUESTION." Text: "WHERE ARE THE NON-HUMANS?"
Panel 7: Text: "AND, TO OUR AMAZEMENT, IT SEEMS THERE ARE NONE." Character 4 (Young man with a hat): "HOW CAN THERE BE INFINITE UNIVERSES, BUT NO ALIENS?"
Panel 8: Text: "SOON, WE DISCOVER THAT IN A SMALL BUT INFINITE PORTION OF THE MULTIVERSE, THERE IS AN ANGUISH." Character 2 (Old man): "According to the multipliers… there are intelligent species, but they all have 'void the humans.' They are insane!"
Panel 9: Text: "THIS CURES THE MULTIVERSAL ANOMIE." Character 5 (Man in a suit): "Well, if they think we are crazy… I propose we build spaceships, load them with weapons and also beings…"
Panel 10: Text: "ALL THE MOST WARLIKE HUMANS ARE DEAD NOW, ACROSS THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE." Character 3 (Young man): "Woooo."
Panel 11: Text: "BUT, THEY COULDA’ SEEN IT COMING." Character 4 (Young man): "Yep. And then we can all stop hiding from you."
Panel 12: Character 6 (Alien on TV): "I’m an alien. Call us crazy, and all the a**holes will leave!"
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