Comic #3354: 2014-07-24

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Panel 1:

• Person 1: "WHO ARE YOU?!"
• Person 2: "YOUR MIRROR IMAGE FROM A MIRROR UNIVERSE!"

Panel 2:

• Person 1: "OH GOD. IS THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE IT TURNS OUT I'M THE EVIL ONE AND YOU'RE THE GOOD ONE?"
• Person 2: "NAH."

Panel 3:

• Person 2: "LOOK, YOU'RE JUST SORT OF AVERAGE. NOTHING EXTREME. NO MOUNTAINS TO MAKE VALLEYS, SO TO SPEAK."

Panel 4:

• Person 1: "LIKE, YOU SIT ON THE COUCH EVERY NIGHT WATCHING TV. I LIE IN BED ALL NIGHT WATCHING MOVIES. YOU LIKE EGG SALAD, AND I LIKE POTATO SALAD. I WORK A NOT-SO-BAD JOB AND YOU WORK A NOT-SO-GOOD JOB."

Panel 5:

• Person 1: "NOW I'M DEPRESSED."

Panel 6:

• Person 2: "NOT A LOT THOUGH, HUH?"
• Person 1: "NAH, NOT REALLY."