Comic #6758: rite

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Here's the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "I WILL NOW ENACT THE RITE OF BEGINNING A DIET BY GORGING MYSELF ON THE WORST QUALITY OF FRIED TRASH-FOODS."

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "WOW. SO IN TUNE WITH YOUR BODY."

Panel 3:

• Character 1 (offscreen): "STOP THAT! HOW DARE YOU!"

Bottom Text: "The worst thing about living among the aliens was the cultural appropriation."