Comic #6042: fire-2

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Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Character 1: "PROVE YOU ARE NOT A WITCH!"
• Character 2: "I PREDICT YOU WILL NOT SET ME ON FIRE."

Panel 2:

• Character 1: "HMM. IF WE SET HER ON FIRE, THAT PROVES SHE CAN'T SEE THE FUTURE, SO WE KILLED AN INNOCENT WOMAN. IF WE DON'T SET HER ON FIRE, THAT PROVES SHE'S A WITCH, WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO SET HER ON FIRE… WHICH WOULD PROVE SHE ISN'T A WITCH. WHICH WOULD…"

Panel 3:

• Character 3: "REVEREND BURROUGHS! WHAT'S THE POLICY FOR PARADOXES?"
• Reverend Burroughs: "FIRE."

Panel 4:

• Caption: "LATER…"
• Character 4: "SO GLAD THERE'S A POLICY IN PLACE."

(Background shows flames.)