Comic #1459: 2009-04-30

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Sure! Here’s the transcription of the comic:

Panel 1:

• Dad: "Son, I want to talk to you about sex. So… imagine this banana is, well… a penis. Now, the—"
• Phone: "RING-RING-RING!"

Panel 2:

• Dad: "Oh geez. I've got to take this. Hold on for five minutes."

Caption at the bottom:

• "It was a bad time to be absent-minded."
• "It was a worse time to be hungry."