Comic #7247: ticket

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Comic Title: SMBC Comic

Panel 1:

• A character, wearing a trench coat and a hat, talks to a movie theater clerk.
• Text: "HELLO MOVIE THEATER CLERK. THREE TICKETS FOR ME ALONE, FOR BLOODSTORM 3."

Panel 2:

• The clerk responds, looking skeptical.
• Text: "YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT OVER EIGHTEEN. YOU'RE THREE KIDS IN A TRENCHCOAT. I CAN HEAR THE TWO BELOW YOU TRADING POKEMON CARDS."

Panel 3:

• A character inside the trench coat coughs to get attention.
• Text: "AHEM FOOD COSTS MORE. MUSIC IS TOO COMMERCIAL. MY BODY EXPERIENCES PAIN. FOOD COSTS MORE. MUSIC IS TOO COMMERCIAL. MY BODY EXPERIENCES PAIN. FOOD COSTS MORE. MUSIC IS TOO COMMERCIAL. MY BODY EXPERIENCES PAIN."

Panel 4:

• The same character continues speaking, seemingly repeating.
• Text: "FOOD COSTS MORE. MUSIC IS TOO COMMERCIAL. MY BODY EXPERIENCES PAIN. FOOD COSTS MORE. MUSIC IS TOO COMMERCIAL. MY BODY EX—

Panel 5:

• A different character, appearing to be in charge, interjects.
• Text: "MY APOLOGIES, RIGHT THIS WAY, MR. ELDERSTEIN."

Comic Footer:

• Text: "PATREON.COM/ZACHWEINERSMITH"