Comic #6363: parenting-technique

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MODERN PARENTING Child: "I DON'T WANNA BRUSH MY TEETH! WHY DO YOU MAKE ME?!" Parent: "SIGH …LISTEN THERE ARE BACTERIA ON YOUR TEETH, AND WHEN THEY CONSUME SUGAR THEY EXCRETE—" Child: "I DON'T WANNA BRUSH MY TEETH!"

OUR WISE ANTECEDENTS Child: "I WON'T WANNA—" Adult: "HAVE YOU HEARD THE STORY OF THE KID WHO DIDN'T ACT RIGHT AND THEN GOT LEFT IN THE WOODS AND EATEN BY WITCHES?"

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