Comic #1386: 2009-02-14
Description
Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Character 1: "I think you should break up with me."
- Character 2: "I’m not really comfortable with that. How about you break up with me?"
Panel 2:
- Character 1: "I’ve been cheating on you."
- Character 2: "I’ve been cheating on you."
Panel 3:
- Character 1: "For six months."
- Character 2: "Seven months."
Panel 4:
- Character 1: "I’m pregnant!"
- Character 2: "I never use a condom!"
Panel 5:
- Character 1: "I pretend to be an underage boy and pick up male clients!"
- Character 2: "I sleep with underage boys every night while dressed as Hitler!"
Panel 6:
- Character 1: "Well, I… I cheat with… with a guy who dresses like Hitler."
- Character 2: "Adolf?"
Panel 7:
- Character 1: "B-Billy?"
Panel 8:
- (No text but shows two silhouettes together.)
- Text at the bottom: "HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!"
- Images: A bear, flowers, and a heart design.
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