Comic #3798: kids
Description
Here's the transcription of the text from the comic:
Panel 1:
- Person 1: "Heh, babies. You get 'em a big fancy toy, and all they do is play with the box."
Panel 2:
- Person 2: "YOU HAVE ACCESS TO ALL OF SHAKESPEARE FOR FREE AND YOU WATCH GAMESHOWS FOUR HOURS A DAY!"
Panel 3:
- Person 1: "I'M OLD! I HAVE EARNED THE RIGHT TO MAKE BAD DECISIONS."
Panel 4:
- Person 2 (with a confused look): "goo?"
Panel 5:
- Person 1: "DAMN RIGHT."
Source: smbc-comics.com