Comic #2914: 2013-05-10

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Panel 1:

• Character 1: "OW! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?"

Panel 2:

• Character 2: "I'M USING THE MONTE CARLO METHOD TO DETERMINE HOW TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS."

Panel 3:

• Character 2: "I FLICK A RANDOM AREA OF YOUR PENIS, INTERPRET YOUR RESPONSE AS POSITIVE, NEGATIVE, OR NEUTRAL, THEN DEVELOP A PROBABILITY DISTRIBUTION."

Panel 4:

• Character 1: "OW! WHY NOT JUST COMMUNICATE WITH ME?"

Panel 5:

• Character 2: "YEAH, RIGHT. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SAMPLING BIAS?"